{"product_id":"hans-by-s-j-tilly","title":"Hans by S.J. Tilly","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eassie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to make the handsome, brooding man across the street notice me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep one: Deliver baked goods to his front porch, even though he never answers his door and always returns the containers when I’m not home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep two: Slowly lose my mind as a whole year passes without ever running into him, no matter how hard I try.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep three: Have my boudoir photos accidentally delivered to his mailbox instead of mine. Have him open the package. Then have him storm into my home for the most panty-melting scolding of my life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep four: Still figuring out step four.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHans\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m a dangerous man.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA man who has spent the last two decades removing so many souls from this earth that it’s a miracle my hands aren’t permanently stained red.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m a man who belongs in the shadows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI certainly don’t belong in my pretty little neighbor’s bedroom when she’s not home, touching her things and inhaling her scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI shouldn’t follow her. Shouldn’t watch her. Because no number of cookies on my doorstep will change the fact that love isn’t an option for me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Macmillan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40716250054785,"sku":"9781682816431","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/heartboundbookshop.com\/products\/hans-by-s-j-tilly","provider":"Heartbound Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}